Sweet, smoky, boozy. The condiment that ruins all other condiments.
If you've never spread bacon on a scone, sit down. This is a slow-cooked savoury jam — bacon rendered down with onions, sugar, coffee and bourbon until it turns into something between a chutney and a confit. Spread it on toast, dollop it on burgers, eat it with a spoon at 2am. Your jam. Your choice.
Salt + smoke from bacon, sweetness from sugar/maple, acidity from cider vinegar, bitterness from coffee, alcohol heat from bourbon. Every taste channel covered — that's why it doesn't taste 'just sweet' or 'just bacony'.
Swap bourbon for a peated Scotch — adds smoke depth that pairs with the bacon.
Push maple to 100 ml, drop sugar to 60 g for a Canadian-leaning version.
Add 1 tbsp gochujang with the sugar. Tastes ridiculous on a fried egg.
Bump coffee to 200 ml, reduce harder. Goes well with sharp cheese.
Sealed jar, fridge, up to 2 weeks. Sterilise the jar properly and it'll go a month. Freezes well in small portions — defrost in the fridge overnight.
Smoked paprika is the workhorse here. For warmer notes try a pinch of cinnamon or allspice. For heat, chipotle in adobo (1 chopped chilli + 1 tsp adobo) is the move.
Your jam. Your choice.
Cold pan, low heat. Crisp the lardons in their own fat — about 12 minutes. Lift out with a slotted spoon, leave 2 tbsp of fat in the pan and tip the rest off (save it, it's gold).
Onions into the bacon fat. Low heat, 20 minutes minimum. You want them soft, sweet and starting to colour — not fried. Add garlic for the last 2 minutes.
Bacon back in. Add sugar, maple, vinegar, bourbon, coffee, paprika and pepper. Bring to a low simmer.
Simmer uncovered, stirring every few minutes, for 45–60 minutes until thick, glossy and jammy. If it tightens too fast, splash in a bit of water.
Cool slightly, then pulse 4–5 times in a food processor. You want texture — bits of bacon, not paste.
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